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Casper This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

You OK dude?

Today, a flight attendant asked me if I was airsick because I looked really pale. I told her that was my normal complexion but thanked her for her concern. She insisted, "No, that can't be normal." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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A doctor once told me that I was sickly pale and probably had something seriously wrong with me. She wouldn't believe me when I told her it was my natural skin tone. My neighbor also once told my mom that she thought I had leukemia. She didn't understand that I bruise easily just because I'm pale.

I prefer my skin without sun damage, thank you. (I'm ludicrously pale as well)

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My parents call me a vampire. I'm pretty sure that's going to happen to me someday.

You're a vampire?

PurpleBerry13 3

i HATE when people think its a terrible thing to be pale . im naturally pale and people like to come up to me and say "your really white" . like i didnt know that before .

Next time tell her you're a vampire...