Dad jokes, Insulting and Kids: You can't say anything these days - FML

You can't say anything these days

By Ashley Marshburn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter walked into my home office and said, "Fuck you!" Then she ran to my husband and said, "Did I say it right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 580

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Top comments

Nyc__Princess 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 19:17

lol ! Don't blame her, she was just a messanger.

Lauren10102 3

Sunday 17 October 2010 19:17

Lighten up, it's a joke:)

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howipostfml 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:46

You deserve it for not giving your husband enough sex, love, and sandwiches.

MradamLulz 0

Monday 18 October 2010 3:59

I just had a mangasm

MyFirstKiss 0

Monday 18 October 2010 1:06

WTF?ur husband ain't very nice,have her say to him "fudge u mother fudger!!!!!!" just dont say fudge lmfao

salgado 0

Monday 18 October 2010 1:16

Rofl..

rawrcookiemonste 5

Monday 18 October 2010 1:21

ahaha great dad?

scippy 0

Monday 18 October 2010 1:42

lol ur child is cute!

FLYiN_CLOUD9 4

Monday 18 October 2010 2:22

hahahah I love when little kids swear.

elmorous 0

Monday 18 October 2010 2:55

It's funny when little kids swear ... just as long as they're not my little kids!

phags_will_be_ph 0

Monday 18 October 2010 3:43

what a dick!

iHateThisLife 10

Monday 18 October 2010 3:50

I agree with no. 4

ladybugobgyn 0

Monday 18 October 2010 4:21

Wow. What special people you are. What else goes on in your trailer? Jerry Springer on DVR? Great family.

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