Today, I went to 7-11, where the cashier asked me if I had the app to get rewards. She then looked at me and said, "Never mind, I can tell you don't." I guess I have no control over my resting bitch face. FML
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Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, I got fired from my job for having a resting bitch face when I get frustrated or when I'm concentrating on my work. According to them, I have to work on my "anger issues." FML
Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
Today, I went to the Asian Grocery. I politely smiled, bellowed, “Hello!” and kind of waved to the cashier as I walked in, to which he gave me a blank, scared-for-his-life kinda look. Turns out he was actually just another customer. FML
Today, I was chatting to a cashier I see quite a lot, trying to be as charming and as unsmarmy as possible. When she asked if I wanted the receipt, I panicked and said, "No thanks, I don’t believe in paper." She looked at me like I was an alien. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
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iamamistake 15
Its ok, many others suffer from resting bitch face. You're not alone
kkelly22 15
Sorry OP, I know how that is. I'm usually a very content person but according to others my face says otherwise 90% of the time.
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Comments (33)
HCF_TJ 8
Can relate in many occasions... you're not alone
Bigmike211995 8
RBF is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
Sheepiebeepie 26
It's a real thing. People can't ******* handle my face.
sparky82 11
You could look at it as a compliment, if you don't appear to be like the usual 7-11 clientele.
guttedbrit 26
I'm one of those people with resting bitch face. I've been in the middle of parties and had people ask me what the matter is. I really can't win. But coming from a cashier is a little cheeky.
Sheepiebeepie 26
Being a woman with resting bitch face really sucks. Everyone expects you to smile all of the time. I can't count the number of times I've been going about my business, perfectly content, and someone told me "smile!" Or "why aren't you smiling?!" "Smile babe", and that always ruins my bliss. People don't need to be smiling all of the time, and smiling doesn't equal happiness.
Mama4ddk 15
#20 I completely agree. I grew up with RBF. A lot of people that I have spoken with since growing up say that I still have it but other friends of mine have told them that I'm actually approachable so they've given it a chance. They either think you're incredibly pissed off all the time and scare them, or you're a big snob and looking down your nose at them. I probably would have had a big complex about it except that look seems to be predominant in most of the females in my family. I'm still not sure it's appropriate for a professional to comment on it though.
JadeOmega 23
I know the struggle. I have recently been diagnosed with RBF.
NakedandAfraid 14
Wait, 7-11 has rewards ??
cailey1234567890 24
That is my constant struggle. Especially after a long day of work.
robbanks34590 8
I have Rahf..people never think I care
Estelle101_fml 13
It's okay, op I hear you, I have a non approachable resting bitch face, that always makes me look like a spoiled snobby brat, and I don't even know when I do it.