themildthings
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Germany
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Today, whilst working as a language assistant in Germany as part of my degree, some 9 year-old German kids asked me to please speak English to them because my German was so shit. FML
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perdix 31
Face it, a German degree from the University of Phoenix isn't going to get you far anyways. They should have sent you to a place where you could dazzle them with your mad German skillz, like Antarctica. Penguins love guttural languages.
SpaceMannn 0
at least he said please:/
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lamw02 0
lol
adolf_bonaparte 0
you should try and speak your first language first
BoyFromTheFuture 0
should have got Rosetta stone...
ngyh 0
there goes your confidence of attaining fluent german..... FYL
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
lol. ich glaube das nicht! (not sure if that's right, only a third year HS German student)
rallets 23
YDI for saying "whilst" :P
TheOriginalKyrs 0
25 - I took Rosetta stone for Spanish, and it sucked. I did so much better in a normal class. But I guess it's all a matter of how you learn.
rallets 23
did you ask Drake?
LOLatU87 0
That's funny
cbhockey 5
well in germany the kids learn how to speak english when they are in first grade
cristy91 33
Depending on where you are in Germany, they may speak a different dialect. I lived there for a bit and if you travel a couple hours in any direction, you've entered another region
ThePwnapple 0
Tell them you'll throw them in the oven.
JMWHS 0
lol time to change majors?
Prolusive 5
He majorly failed.
SpaceMannn 0
at least he said please:/
lickmyjock 0
tear down that wall!
BoyFromTheFuture 0
lol.
spidersilkx9 0
don't be such a douchswitchnuger.
blo0_starZz 0
*saukrel ^-^ means (beeeeep) ;) BRING THE POPTARTS, OH FREAKS! rawr )':
Chocolate_Chunk 2
"saukrel" doesn't mean anything, it's not a word, at least not a german or english one.
QueenofKhaosity 2
I think they meant "saukerl". That's a word.
meanmachine511 0
I agree with number 3
britasif27 5
maybe you should take a german speaking class.
perdix 31
Face it, a German degree from the University of Phoenix isn't going to get you far anyways. They should have sent you to a place where you could dazzle them with your mad German skillz, like Antarctica. Penguins love guttural languages.
sebastianduarte1 0
WIN. My new best friend.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
hahahah You're working toward your degree. You know text book German. It probably us terrible.
lickmyjock 0
And you're still working on English I see...