By fuuuuck - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Wakey wakey

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML
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By  every1luvsboners  |  11

Tell them your house flooded and as you swam in to save the notes for the presentation you were attacked by beavers that had taken over your house and held you hostage for 3 hours as they demanded bacon bits. Sounds legit.

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By  every1luvsboners  |  11

Tell them your house flooded and as you swam in to save the notes for the presentation you were attacked by beavers that had taken over your house and held you hostage for 3 hours as they demanded bacon bits. Sounds legit.

By  bossroyd  |  4

You take a bath, you don't show up for your big presentation. You don't take a bath, you stink and don't look presentable. Why do we live in a world where it is impossible to win?

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  Nick_1993  |  2

95.. That's sad. Baths are the most relaxing thing ever. Any adult would love to take a bath if they have time. Especially if your not alone taking the bath! No homo