Wakey wakey
By fuuuuck - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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Well at least you're well rested.
every1luvsboners
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Tell them your house flooded and as you swam in to save the notes for the presentation you were attacked by beavers that had taken over your house and held you hostage for 3 hours as they demanded bacon bits. Sounds legit.
Sammeh_Higgins
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And everybody knows beavers love bacon bits.
This is totally legit, happened to me once, except ninja beavers demanding bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips.
p3mguin
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U gey? ^. GOTTEM LOVE THOSE BACONSTRIPS!
crazyluvbug
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No I thought beavers want sausage?! Mmm yeah a big meaty sausage!!! Lol
this would only work up here in Canada as we live as neighbors to beavers while playing hockey and chugging maple syrup.
using electronics in the tub, tsktsktsk.
At what point was an electronic device mentioned in the FML?
ipeal2
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I am currently using my iPod while in the bathtub!
ipeal2
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I am currently using my iPod while in the bathtub
He is probably out of the tub by now
Everyone knows you Shower before a meeting
Showers are your friends.
bossroyd
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You take a bath, you don't show up for your big presentation. You don't take a bath, you stink and don't look presentable. Why do we live in a world where it is impossible to win?
Because there is no God Aaaaaaahhhhhhh! >:O
Because we're not Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Rawks! season 9 ain't the same without him!
Adults take showers. Baths are for little kids. I don't think I've taken a bath since I was about 8 years old.
86 is winning because of that comment
95.. That's sad. Baths are the most relaxing thing ever. Any adult would love to take a bath if they have time. Especially if your not alone taking the bath! No ****
kaykay20
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Next time take a semi-cold shower. Wakes you up and has you moving around more then if you were sitting in the tub.
PruneMuch.
You're lucky you didn't drown! More like LYA: Lucky You're Alive.
FYLDeep
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Go to bed early if you need to get up.
Or take a little blue pill...
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Sorry but the first thing I thought of is how wrinkly your fingers must've been haha
Tell them your house flooded and as you swam in to save the notes for the presentation you were attacked by beavers that had taken over your house and held you hostage for 3 hours as they demanded bacon bits. Sounds legit.