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Useful

By Zach - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lewes

Today, I found out the only reason my parents haven't kicked me out yet is because of my OCD which makes me clean the house every single day. FML

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Salvanoi 23

Tuesday 21 April 2015 11:42

Sucks when parents use their children.

emxy92 22

Tuesday 21 April 2015 11:43

I am sure they enjoy your company too! On the plus side if you ever want to move out, everyone loves a clean roommate!

Comments

Alpha_Q_Hard 7

Thursday 23 April 2015 21:03

I can relate, pal. As soon as I move out, my parents will freak out and never have anything organized right again...

span56 13

Saturday 25 April 2015 7:25

at least you dont have to pay for the bills still..... im guessing

sulaymaniyahovar 5

Saturday 25 April 2015 14:09

If you think about it, it's a good thing because you should also be a very neat person.

TruBlue777 0

Saturday 25 April 2015 14:37

You can move in with me Zach!! lol

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