Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Spanaway, United States
Use morse code
Today, an elderly patient complained because I used the words "vaginal" and "breast". I work at an OB-GYN's office. FML
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Welshite 40
"Mrs. Dickinson, I'll be inserting the speculum into your hoo-ha, and then checking your milk machines for any lumps."
deet124 11
You should try words like "no no place" and "chi chi"
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deet124 11
You should try words like "no no place" and "chi chi"
whysojealous 18
Sorry but what's chi chi?
Welshite 40
#24: a chi chi is the same thing as a tata.
BeastMaster1919 6
What's tata
Sora_McKain 36
Boobies
KyoshiroT 32
before anybody asks what are boobies, *******.
I_Am_The_Cold 19
Chi chi oppai!
Welshite 40
"Mrs. Dickinson, I'll be inserting the speculum into your hoo-ha, and then checking your milk machines for any lumps."
gingerlover01 24
since there was certainly no way around you saying that you'll likely not get into anu trouble where you work. the elderly woman was most likely a little senile
Calingaladha 21
How dare you use anatomically correct terms? I'm shocked and appalled!
Dark_Cecilia 20
So what, she wants you to say pussy and *******?
seichan 7
It annoys me that people nowadays are way too sensitive. If a hospital/clinic is not an acceptable place to say those words, then shit, why do we even have words for them then? Vaginas and breasts exist people. Get over it.
Dale_shackleford 13
This comment would be appropriate 60 years ago.
Tripartita 45
The bizarre shame, embarrassment, and ignorance associated with female anatomy has been around for centuries. The ********, which isn't merely the small protruding glans we're most familiar with, was subject to constant rediscovery due to researchers omitting it from older anatomy books. If anything, we're doing much better nowadays.
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
It WAS an elderly patient...
tiptoppc 21
Bet those researchers couldn’t find the G Spot and was too embarresssed to admit other things exist they can’t find…
chicagossirish 7
how dare you use medical terms you should of said knockers and va Jay Jay
trucker2 33
Maybe she preferred you to call it the headache rack and jiffy lube station..... Sounds like she just wanted her half coupon...
MV3_Heat_Fan 13
Am I the only one picturing Dr Elliot Reed? Bajingo
Lalala579121 28
Nope you aren't.
pixiebubz 26
I love Elliot. Penis is "schwing schwong", ****** is "bajingo" and cervical mucus is "icky sticky".
EvilLittleMan 23
OP, you might want to ease up on the language to "cooter pooch" and "jugs" instead.