Relatable, Awkward, First Dates and Love: Todd is fine, and you? - FML

Todd is fine, and you?

By blind_date - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Sunday 13 September 2009 12:05

Rachel thought this was funny

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 13 September 2009 12:06

Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.

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Sherlock_Holmes_fml 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 17:32

Sherlock agrees with all if you... elementary

sirfuzzitoes 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 17:48

Jimmy likes Elaine.

Kristoffer 35

Sunday 13 September 2009 17:52

YDI for dating Bob Dole.

jw90 18

Sunday 13 September 2009 17:57

Today I went on a blind date with this really pretty girl. Trying to be funny I talked myself through the whole thing in third person. Her reaction...posting it on FML.com.FML

Tizianaj 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 18:06

One of my many mottoes: Never trust anyone who speaks of themselves in the third person, unless they are doing it for ironic effect and you know them very well.

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 13 September 2009 18:10

Brett likes all of the third-person comments. Self-narration is awesome.

Chowi_fml 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 18:12

Did he look like Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons? :D

spaghetti_road 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 18:24

elle thought it was cute.. it's fun talking in 3rd person..

WakingTheFallen 2

Sunday 13 September 2009 18:33

Bee finds that Funny. Bee Laughed. But Bee also thinks it's sorta cute XD

oopsyipooped 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 18:41

SEINFELD!

IDopeboyFresh 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:58

Adam feels the same way

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