Relatable, Awkward, First Dates and Love: Todd is fine, and you?

Cami thought this was amusing. Cami has favourited it, but wonders why you didn't freak out this date by talking as though you had more than one person in your head.

Jiska1990 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:24

OMG fyl bigtime :P

mew_3 7

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:26

" Jimmies pretty sweet on Elaine!"

davidomke 0

Monday 14 September 2009 6:14

"Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings"

john_bell 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:36

So how did it go?

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Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

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You deserved it 3 574

Today, I overheard my soon to be step-daughter telling her friend on the phone that she hopes that mine and her father's wedding is just a big joke, and that he isn't really going to go through with it. I just dropped five grand on a dress and venue. She's in for a surprise. FML

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A hole in one, in one.

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Today, I found out my mom was serious when she said she’d never get over me dumping my ex. While babysitting my 6 month-old daughter, she took her to meet said ex for lunch while I was at work. Problem? He’s not my daughter’s father and I broke up with him when I was 16. My husband is pissed as well. FML

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You deserved it 97

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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You deserved it 20 866

Today, my ex-husband checked himself into rehab after a fight with his girlfriend of 6 months. We were together for 14 years, and have 3 children together. We divorced because of his drinking. His wife and kids weren't worth enough to him to get help, but apparently his new girlfriend is. FML

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Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML

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You deserved it 126

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

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