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By Smoker - 18/08/2016 17:36 - United States - Portland

Today, while taking a smoke break, a man was parked and sitting in his idling car. He began screaming and harassing us for smoking by his car. We were all sitting on the associate smoking bench. It even has a big red/white sign. When we pointed this out, he asked to speak to a manager. FML.

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leafynitemare 24

Friday 19 August 2016 14:11

So call the manager, call the guys bluff. The manager is gonna say the same thing you did. The guy is just a troll.

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leafynitemare 24

Friday 19 August 2016 14:11

So call the manager, call the guys bluff. The manager is gonna say the same thing you did. The guy is just a troll.

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