Intimacy: Today, while riding public transportation to work I had a homeless...

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2016 16:47 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, while riding public transportation to work I had a homeless man masturbate while never breaking eye contact with me. I moved seats twice. In a guy. I got off the bus early and now have to walk 6 blocks to work. Fml

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