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By australian6196 - 05/02/2014 02:36 - Australia - Sydney

Today, while on a road trip through Australia with my dad, we were both complaining that we had yet to see any kangaroos. Suddenly, we saw one up real close. The rental car saw it even closer. FML

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Volcan_fml 22

Wednesday 5 February 2014 11:31

Kangaroos hate tourists.

klorehore 24

Wednesday 5 February 2014 11:29

Perhaps you should check your eyesight. Apparently you didn't see where you were driving either.

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notevenonce 5

Wednesday 5 February 2014 16:35

Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.

1947Chevy 17

Wednesday 5 February 2014 17:24

And that is why we never look away from the road

KaylaTackett 18

Wednesday 5 February 2014 18:58

Australia hates you now.

PhilMeUp 13

Wednesday 5 February 2014 19:01

Crashing into a kangaroo is frustrating and expensive. However, wait until you find some Drop Bears. Those evil little buggers sit in trees and jump down on you with their sharp claws when you walk under them. Look 'em up on Google.

nk94 13

Wednesday 5 February 2014 19:17

You hit a kangaroo!?!?

FMLkoala 28

Monday 10 February 2014 9:16

Not that surprising I've hit two on one car trip

LeafsNation81 3

Wednesday 5 February 2014 19:27

Be careful what you wish for....

Comoke1024 19

Wednesday 5 February 2014 19:37

They call you... *cue mysterious music* ...The Kangaroo Whisperer

yerawizardlizzy 27

Wednesday 5 February 2014 19:56

Hope you took damage waiver!

fatkidfalling 11

Wednesday 5 February 2014 20:17

Your life sucks man

uarudeassbitchyo 17

Wednesday 5 February 2014 22:04

Lol

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