Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML
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Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML
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snafu57 1
it's not everybody who can train their cat to bring them a midnight snack.
8trickster8 0
It's his way of saying, "I love y-BLERGH."
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Comments (53)
austin9991 0
lmao sucks for you
WastingMyTime 0
wow and I was thinking of getting a cat... now I'm just having second thoughts
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Nah, I've had cats all my life and that sort of thing doesn't usually happens. OP was just unlucky, but don't let that change your mind. Cats really bring a ray of sunshine into a home. :)
anonymsspermdonr 0
cats are ******* worthless. id shoot it if i was you
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Oh? Seeing the type of person YOU are, you might want to consider the option of maybe shooting yourself, not a cat.
Nikiebear226 0
That's nice. The op should TOTALLY shoot her cat because it puked on her, or because it's a cat. Cats aren't worthless. OP: that really sucks.
grshpr76 0
im sure most cats would think the same of you
Victoria13_fml 0
HAHAHAHA, OMG THIS IS AWESOME . I WOULDVE PAID TO SEE THAT XD
ChocolateluvER97 0
wht did u feed yr cat??
jamjenni2774 0
That sucks!! But that kind of stuff happens when U have cats in the house.
Starfire22 5
:D. Same to you!
schwinn11 0
Atleast the cat wasn't up there jack'n off
dcsididntdoit 0
Jerk.
Ripunzel 0
omfg! ewww, did it take a wile for the smell to come off?