Miscellaneous: Today, while dying Easter eggs, my fiancé decided to write something...

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By notevensurprisedtbh - 29/03/2016 21:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while dying Easter eggs, my fiancé decided to write something on his egg with wax. Thus my family and I got to bear witness to the creation of a bright red Easter egg that said "Hail Satan 666". FML

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