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By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 21:24

Today, while driving home with mom I felt really sick. When we got home, I realized there was a big cute soccer team playing in the field behind my house. I walked up my back deck, to go in the back door, I watched the guys play soccer, and out of no where I threw up. ALL over the deck. FML

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