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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

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Dearknon 4

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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Top comments

OhTyler 0

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

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cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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Comments

CharismaGeek 19

Why won't these idiots stop cheating?!! I will never do that in a relationship. Just be happy with the person you have!! Gosh..

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sarah_baby22 15

People like you really disgust me. I can't believe you would cheat on your girlfriend and not even feel bad about it. Not only that, you kept on doing it! For three months! I really don't know what you expected from writing this. F her life, NOT YOURS.

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worldclassrager 39

Girlfriend is a singular term and sleeping with is also so you have one girlfriend and sleep with one girlfriend...

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Enchiladattack 12

If you want sympathy from me, you can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis. YDI, asshole.

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WarriorOmen 25

You totally brought that on yourself. Assclown. I hope they both dumped drinks on your head.

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