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By KittyKat168 - 22/07/2016 10:50

Today, while browsing the Internet on my phone I noticed a spider above my bed. Being pretty chill with spiders, I left it there to eat any bugs that might come in, rolled over, and carried on reading. The next time I rolled over, it was hanging Spider Impossible-style less than 6" from my face. FML
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dantecarlson 13

He was probably thanking you for not slapping the shit out of him with a shoe!

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dantecarlson 13

He was probably thanking you for not slapping the shit out of him with a shoe!

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DeliMeat08 14

I'm chill with spiders, too, but only in corners away from my bed. And as long as they don't enter a set personal bubble.

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hoponpip 20

I love this post I love spiders and so always leave them be unless they are venomous because we have pets. I am the designated creepy-crawly relocator (indoors to outdoors!) in my family my sister is arachnophobic and once had a spider do this very thing — not 2 inches from her face. she completely freaked out (understandably) but we never did find it afterwards.... -_-

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