Love: Today, while at dinner for our three year anniversary I told...

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By notlongenough - 29/05/2016 22:43 - United States

Today, while at dinner for our three year anniversary I told my boyfriend that I believed there was no better feeling than loving someone with your whole heart. In all seriousness, he glanced up at me and said, "Oh yeah? What's that like?" FML.

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False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 1 June 2016 0:12

I can almost hear that bubble of happiness being popped from over here!

JoLove37 8

Monday 30 May 2016 5:58

Definitely a FML moment.

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JoLove37 8

Monday 30 May 2016 5:58

Definitely a FML moment.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 1 June 2016 0:12

I can almost hear that bubble of happiness being popped from over here!

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