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By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 00:13 - United States - New York
Today, when I buy condoms I buy a large and a small so people in the pharmacy don't know my penis size. I usually put the small ones in the big box and throw the big ones out back. When I was doing this "routine" The pharmacist there saw me. FML