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it helps you sleep better.
"Became OCD"? You became Obsessive Compulsive Disorder itself? You were magically transformed from a human being into an abstract concept? Wow. I had no idea alcohol held that sort of power. What was it like being something had (as opposed to "become", like you were) by so many people around the world simultaneously?
So drunk you forgot OCD is not an adjetive?
omg I do the same.... no wait, I trash the bookshelf instead!
You couldn't have been drunk if you remember this! Ps: Ice cream is NOT how you get wasted.
I'll personally purchase you a case of beer if you'll go OCD on my house for me ?
your apparently a drunk nerd. lol well at least you will be the drunk to succeed.
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You should count yourself incredibly lucky that not only are you apparently passive and safe when drunk, you're also productive!
If you have boring thoughts it's not.