Today, my partner gave me a really cool side shave haircut like...

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By Zeno - 19/02/2018 02:19

Today, my partner gave me a really cool side shave haircut like Natalie Dormer's. It looked amazing, perfect. When doing some "finishing touches" he decided to change it. I now literally am half bald. FML

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