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By ChildhoodTerror - 16/04/2016 04:17 - United States - Mesquite

Today, the teacher asked a guy to hand me the paperwork, but he gave it to the resident beauty queen. When I asked again the teacher publically yelled at the guy that "ignoring the ugly girl for the pretty girl will destroy him" and to apologize to the ugly one, me. So much for self esteem then. FML

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