Intimacy: Today, the night before I went back from college, my ex came... - FML

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By UnfortunateRelationships - 09/05/2016 15:39 - United States - White Lake

Today, the night before I went back from college, my ex came over to say goodbye. I asked him what was going on between us and he took off his pants and said he wasn't sure if he wanted to be in a relationship but I was his best friend and he didn't want that to change. He then expected a bj. FML.

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AmericanBadAss 21

Tuesday 10 May 2016 1:18

Huh?!?! Please tell us you didn't oblige this bastard! What a shit head! It's guys like your ex that make us men have the reputation for self-absorption that we have. I really hope you have him what he deserved and not the love he demanded.

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AmericanBadAss 21

Tuesday 10 May 2016 1:18

Huh?!?! Please tell us you didn't oblige this bastard! What a shit head! It's guys like your ex that make us men have the reputation for self-absorption that we have. I really hope you have him what he deserved and not the love he demanded.

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