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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 10:18

Today, the new owners of the hotel I've worked at for 2 1/2 years cut everyone's pay by at least a dollar and half the staff decided to walk. They then brought back the toxic manager that made this place a backstabbing horror to work at, after she'd been fired 6 months ago. FML.

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