Animals: Today, the happiest thing to happen to me in the past 48 hours...

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 11:49 - United States - Lake City

Today, the happiest thing to happen to me in the past 48 hours was a dream about hugging a baby elephant. FML

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C8H18 33

Saturday 23 July 2016 4:10

That sounds adorable!

rockydify 22

Saturday 23 July 2016 12:15

That's a pretty good thing.

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C8H18 33

Saturday 23 July 2016 4:10

That sounds adorable!

rockydify 22

Saturday 23 July 2016 12:15

That's a pretty good thing.

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