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By Perplexed - 19/01/2013 13:14 - United States - Sioux Falls

Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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By volvo_owner - 10/02/2021 02:01 - Germany - Harsefeld

Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Donezoo - 08/01/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

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By unfortunatelyunlucky - 12/12/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML

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Smart criminals

By Annette - 27/11/2020 23:01

Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML

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By locked out - 27/11/2017 18:30 - United States - Marion

Today, I called a locksmith to unlock my car. He got it unlocked, but broke the handle so the door wouldn’t open. We had to break a window to get in. He still charged me his usual fee. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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BeccaHugs 17

Saturday 19 January 2013 16:17

I know the theif broke the window, but am I the only one wondering why you didn't have the lock fixed years ago? Seems like the type of thing you'd want to fix asap. Oh well, when you bring the car in to replace the window you can have the locks fixed too.

SirCharles83 13

Saturday 19 January 2013 16:35

Hypothetically huh? Riiiiight.

Comments

ICastillo 24

Saturday 19 January 2013 16:28

Should have left a sign that said,"If going to break in, open door lock is broken. If you break a window you're a dick."

Angelrose2004 17

Saturday 19 January 2013 16:56

So OP should basically invite people to break into their car? Am I understanding correctly? Because i'm assuming they didn't know it was going to happen.

swagmaster6969 4

Saturday 19 January 2013 16:33

I hope it was a covertable with the top down

maddygirl820 10

Saturday 19 January 2013 16:56

How were they supposed to know the lock didn't work?

Jessj958 19

Saturday 19 January 2013 19:13

I was thinking the same thing. Most people lock their cars nowadays so if I were going to break into someone's car I would assume the doors were locked.

klutz44 28

Sunday 20 January 2013 9:52

It literally takes 2 seconds to check if a car door is locked. It seems like a logical step in the robbery process, it draws less attention than breaking a window.

perdix 29

Saturday 19 January 2013 16:58

Gosh! I hope they didn't steal your 8-track player and your Marshall Tucker Band cassette!

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 20 January 2013 0:05

"I wouldn't hold out much hope for the Creedence tapes."

DAN_THA_GR8 12

Saturday 19 January 2013 17:07

"Aint No Body Got Time For That"

xRezSynn 15

Saturday 19 January 2013 17:27

Why didn't you get the locks fixed though?

S182 15

Saturday 19 January 2013 19:11

It's called money

cosmicstare 9

Saturday 19 January 2013 17:40

Replace the door?

buckdharma 36

Saturday 19 January 2013 19:04

The perp might still be in the area vandalizing, so call the cops quick! In the meantime brush up on the miranda warning cause the police need your help.