Today, some official photographs went live on our company website. As I took a closer look, I realised I was in the background of one photo unloading boxes from a van. My trousers were halfway down my ass, flashing my butt crack for the whole internet to see. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I went to work to find a picture on my desk of me with my buttcrack showing put there by an anonymous person. FM
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, my company released its yearly magazine and I was in the background of a picture directing men around the site. It was the worst photograph I’ve ever seen. It managed to make me look like Hitler with an exposed belly, including the moustache and the salute, and I don’t even have a moustache. FML
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
Today, my dad came to take pictures of me at my track meet. When looking back at the photos, I noticed most of them were zoomed in shots of the girls' butts in their spandex. FML
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Tripartita 44
Well, shit, there goes your reputation as a crackless automaton.
PhantomCrevan 8
Contact the company and inform them- chances are high that they'll edit it to either cover your crack or crop you out completely. Also, may I suggest either a belt or smaller pants? People generally don't enjoy seeing someone's personal moon.
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PhantomCrevan 8
Contact the company and inform them- chances are high that they'll edit it to either cover your crack or crop you out completely. Also, may I suggest either a belt or smaller pants? People generally don't enjoy seeing someone's personal moon.
Dave_Davington 33
Next time you're in the office, ass them to fix their website. After all, I don't they they want such a crack in their professional façade.
RichardPencil 30
Butt crack pictures make it to the whole Internet — your trousers would have had to drop further for the hole Internet to care.
exileonmainst 16
Not to mention the red dots all over your body.
RichardPencil 30
Or that your manboobs were caught on a shelf while diarrhea shot out of your ass.
exileonmainst 16
Or the sperm on his foot.
Tripartita 44
Well, shit, there goes your reputation as a crackless automaton.
Lobby_Bee 17
Unless someone can identify you by your ass crack, I wouldn't worry about it. Should make an interesting dinner tale.
jfsiv 17
I see a bad moon arising, I see trouble on the way....
GIJoefan 6
Song cue!
ThrottleJockey 35
You'll get in trouble for doing a half-ass job.
jkjorn 16
Not a problem if you work for a plumbing company, people expect to see that then.
GIJoefan 6
You were practicing for your plumbers license.