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By hmartinxd2234 - 21/04/2016 13:36 - United States - Lake Saint Louis

Today, out of curiosity I decided to peak into the boys bathroom at my school for less than 5 seconds. The cameras at my school caught me resulting in 10 days out of school suspension because it's a level 3 offense. There's only 4 levels. FML

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ayyy_bro 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 0:07

Wtf made you curious to begin with? Weirdo.

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ayyy_bro 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 0:07

Wtf made you curious to begin with? Weirdo.

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