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That doesn't sound at all professional.

Today, I was so unimpressive that the paper my resume was made of proved to be more interesting than the content. FML

Yeah, but did you get the job?

At least the fuck they told you to take was literally a flying one.

Well, hopefully you got the job anyway! If nothing else maybe he'll give it to you just so he doesn't have to go to more interviews!?????‍♀️

I assure you, you're gonna fly with this company.

that is not professional, they should have just ended the interview

sounds like breaking into song would have landed you the job.