Miscellaneous: Today, once again I was told I was not welcome at my dads house...

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By alwaysleftout - 09/03/2016 23:16 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, once again I was told I was not welcome at my dads house because my step mother had family visiting. This has happened more times than I can count, I can't decide if she's a bitch or my dad is so whipped that he can't stand up to her. FML

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