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By Priest - 10/03/2016 14:20 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my younger brother picked up a bottle filled with holy water from the shelf and poured water all over my mom. When my mom asked why he did it, he said that it was my idea and that I was hoping to melt her. FML.

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