Miscellaneous: Today, my wife died giving birth to my daughter. 4 hours later,... - FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 04:13 - United States - Greenwood

Today, my wife died giving birth to my daughter. 4 hours later, my daughter died. When I went outside the hospital to meet her parents, an ambulance hit me and broke my hip and femur. My wife was the one with the job. Now I am an unemployed widower with no family and tons of hospital bills. FML

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