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By NearlyHomeless - 29/07/2016 20:44

Today, my wife and i took possession of our first house. The neighbors apparently had a problem with the previous owners and don't think we'll be any different. They keep taking things from our yard and hiding them in drainage ditches nearby. We basically can't live there. FML

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num1piglover 13

Saturday 30 July 2016 16:06

Talk to them and find out the problem. If it gets really bad go to the cops.

mrandmrsanon 7

Saturday 30 July 2016 17:11

Ask the police to talk to them.

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num1piglover 13

Saturday 30 July 2016 16:06

Talk to them and find out the problem. If it gets really bad go to the cops.

mrandmrsanon 7

Saturday 30 July 2016 17:11

Ask the police to talk to them.

Sudoc 29

Wednesday 3 August 2016 22:32

While I agree that them stealing things from your yard is obnoxious and illegal, it hardly prevents you from living there. Just hook up a security system (or even just a camera in the window) and show the recording to the police the next time they steal something.

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