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Today, my son pointed out that his friends in relationships have no fun, no money, get nagged constantly and all in return for infrequent unsatisfying sex. An unfair trade in his opinion. I couldn't help agreeing with him. My wife overheard what we were saying and is threatening divorce. FML

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You should be proud of your son for getting this important insight so early in his life, it will save him a lot of misery.

Seems like your wife can't handle the truth about what most relationships are like for men. Just tell your wife; 'feel free to proof me wrong'.

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Then they are all in shitty relationships. And I can understand why her wife threatened divorce. You made it sound like all relationships, including your marriage, is shit.

threatening divorce seems extreme, best to talk it through initially where possible

Seems like your wife can't handle the truth about what most relationships are like for men. Just tell your wife; 'feel free to proof me wrong'.

You should be proud of your son for getting this important insight so early in his life, it will save him a lot of misery.