Health: Today, my sister has officially gotten her period before me.... - FML

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By areyouseriousrn - 06/04/2016 05:33 - United States - Miami

Today, my sister has officially gotten her period before me. My sister is 11. I turn 15 In a week. My whole family won't stop making fun of me. FML

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