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By Anonymous - 16/12/2016 11:10

Today, my period was unusually heavy and I had a date with a guy I've liked for a while. Half way through he points out the large blood stain on the back of my jeans and uses his jacket to cover it up. Both my jeans and his jacket are ruined and I don't think I'll be getting a second date. FML

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r83839 22

Saturday 17 December 2016 10:48

If he's sweet enough to give you his jacket to help you avoid embarrassment, he's probably the kind of person who realizes that accident could've happened to anyone with a rebellious uterus. Don't give up, OP! Let some stain remover soak the jacket for a while and wash it on warm. If the stain comes out, you can text him to meet up again so you can return his jacket. If the stain won't come out, you can text him and ask if he'd like to go on a second date to Burlington Coat Factory so you can get him a new jacket. ;)

Atlas1960 16

Saturday 17 December 2016 17:37

Don't worry OP, he was nice enough to offer his jacket, if he wasn't interested, he probably wouldn't, try texting or something and either try and clean the jacket or get him a new one for Christmas

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r83839 22

Saturday 17 December 2016 10:48

If he's sweet enough to give you his jacket to help you avoid embarrassment, he's probably the kind of person who realizes that accident could've happened to anyone with a rebellious uterus. Don't give up, OP! Let some stain remover soak the jacket for a while and wash it on warm. If the stain comes out, you can text him to meet up again so you can return his jacket. If the stain won't come out, you can text him and ask if he'd like to go on a second date to Burlington Coat Factory so you can get him a new jacket. ;)

Atlas1960 16

Saturday 17 December 2016 17:37

Don't worry OP, he was nice enough to offer his jacket, if he wasn't interested, he probably wouldn't, try texting or something and either try and clean the jacket or get him a new one for Christmas

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