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By AnnonoymsFMLuser - 21/06/2016 15:32 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, my parents tried to control my life and tell me what I can and cannot do, I'm going to college in 4 months and they insisted they Skype me the rules. FML

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caswimmer2011 3

Wednesday 22 June 2016 6:51

It would be funny to write down "those rules" and see how many of them you broke before coming home for winter break haha

AmericanBadAss 21

Thursday 23 June 2016 21:42

Seeing as how your parents are probably paying for your education, perhaps showing them a little respect by at least listening to what they have to say would be the proper thing to do. Wanting to Skype took what? a half hour out of your life? That's not too high a price to pay for a great start in life that a billion other kids would love to have. You will be the one to profit from this wonderful gift they have given you - not them. You don't even have to do what they say, just show them some respect. Just my opinion.

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caswimmer2011 3

Wednesday 22 June 2016 6:51

It would be funny to write down "those rules" and see how many of them you broke before coming home for winter break haha

Elgrin 15

Wednesday 22 June 2016 21:27

Make sure to take lots of videos of you breaking every one of those rules that aren't illegal, then show it to them as soon as you graduate.

AmericanBadAss 21

Thursday 23 June 2016 21:42

Seeing as how your parents are probably paying for your education, perhaps showing them a little respect by at least listening to what they have to say would be the proper thing to do. Wanting to Skype took what? a half hour out of your life? That's not too high a price to pay for a great start in life that a billion other kids would love to have. You will be the one to profit from this wonderful gift they have given you - not them. You don't even have to do what they say, just show them some respect. Just my opinion.

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