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By Anonymous - 11/8/2019 17:34
Today, my parents have been sitting in front of the TV, which is right outside the bathroom, for the past 3 days. As a result, I have been constipated since they started. I can’t explain to them that they need to move so I can poop. FML
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  26

I don't understand. Why is the TV right outside the bathroom? Why have your parents been sat in front of it for three straight days? And why can't you tell them to move? Do you not speak the same language as them? Do they not understand gestures? Or are they dead, and you're in such deep denial that you "can't explain" things to them? This post sounds creepy as fuck.

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  26

I don't understand. Why is the TV right outside the bathroom? Why have your parents been sat in front of it for three straight days? And why can't you tell them to move? Do you not speak the same language as them? Do they not understand gestures? Or are they dead, and you're in such deep denial that you "can't explain" things to them? This post sounds creepy as fuck.