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By NightmareIssac - 18/02/2016 21:20 - United States - New Haven

Today, my now ex-girlfriend called me trying to get me to take her on a trip to Japan. I offered to take her there a week ago, when we were still dating. So, I refused. She then started crying. As I tried to calm her down, she told me that she met a hot guy on tinder who lives in Japan, FML.

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