Health: Today, my neighborhood had a big spring party at the playground.... - FML

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By TheRainbowNoob - 10/04/2016 00:12 - United States - Orlando

Today, my neighborhood had a big spring party at the playground. They hired someone to do free caricatures, and I wanted to get one since the other ones looked cool. In return, I got a detailed picture of a turd because it "looked better that way". FML

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