Today, my long time girlfriend flew across the country to visit. My asshat roommate decided to introduce himself to her while I was in the bathroom. She left and won't answer my calls. He won't tell me what he said to her. FML
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wellshitthen 14
Hey all, OP here. Surprisingly, it turned out as a happy ending! My girlfriend asked my roommate to keep me busy for a while so she could run out and grab a birthday gift that she ordered at a local store since she couldn't fly it in with her. My roommate is still an asshat for choosing to give me a heart attack as a way to keep me busy, but it could have been a lot worse.
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idk_rose 25
I wanna read a follow-up from this one !
mermaidkeels 26
Where would she go? I'm guessing she's not familiar with the area.
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btoker 18
I think she should have heard you out or at least answer your calls for an explanation. If I were her, there's nothing a stranger could say to make me distrust my boyfriend so much , you know? it's weird and I wish you the best of luck OP!
jadeleepenguin 29
I'm guessing either "hi, I'm ___'s boyfriend" or "he's out with his girlfriend at the moment, I could tell him you were here"
HWICUNow 10
that was my first thought. "We're in a committed relationship"
imbedderdenu 23
woooow....well...if you really mean something to her she will hear you out. As for the asshat I would find a new roommate.
Death546 25
Can we please get a follow up?
chisty87 16
Sounds like an ass whooping is in order until he says word for word what he told her...
xTommytheGUNx 15
tie him naked to a chair cover him in honey an get out your fire ant farm...
Cirrus1 2
time to put bar of soap in towel and beat crap out of roommate while he sleeps
XComedy 14
It's time to beat the snot out of someone
Richard6036 13
Who needs enemies when you already had the perfect roommate
band_geek 18
Maybe he told her that he's your gay lover or that you've been seeing other girls behind her back?
Irakli_1 27
grab him and beat the shit out of him, several times.