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By Joblesswifey - 02/04/2016 19:01 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, my in-laws thought it would be funny to send an email to my boss saying that I quit and that I found a better job. I also found out that they deleted my job acceptance letter from the company I was going to join. My husband and 15 year old thought it was funny. FML

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