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By NotIntoIt - 19/02/2016 04:15 - United States - Silver Spring
Today, my husband tied me up completely, and pulled out the lube and a dildo. He stuck it up my ass and after I told him I wasn't into it, he walked around all day reminding me that he had now successfully stuck something up my ass. I married a child. FML.