Health: Today, my housemate called a house meeting. She opened the meeting...

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By gharkun - 28/05/2016 05:35 - Australia - Nunawading

Today, my housemate called a house meeting. She opened the meeting by asking me to find a new place because I left the toilet seat up too often. FML

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C8H18 33

Sunday 29 May 2016 5:57

Try putting both the seat and the cover down. Then she has to lift the cover every time she wants to pee. She'll get it.

SoloAutotunE 17

Sunday 29 May 2016 4:14

If you're both paying for rent than I don't quite think she can kick you out for stupid reasons

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SoloAutotunE 17

Sunday 29 May 2016 4:14

If you're both paying for rent than I don't quite think she can kick you out for stupid reasons

C8H18 33

Sunday 29 May 2016 5:57

Try putting both the seat and the cover down. Then she has to lift the cover every time she wants to pee. She'll get it.

Fenbrae 17

Sunday 29 May 2016 13:33

I never really understood this whole "fight of the toilet seat". I know it only takes two seconds to put the toilet seat down, but that doesn't mean that a man should be expected to put it down every single time.

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