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Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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Rowbin 0
Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch
unibrowicorn 0
your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...
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cd5love96 0
stains*** damn spell check!
GirlX 0
Oh yeah, this happened to me. When I got robbed, the guy also ate my leftover Chinese, which baffled me... why would you eat a stranger's leftover food? It's a bit gross. But I figured he was probably just really hungry from robbing me, the bastard. Anyway, this is a definite FYL. :( I hope they find out who did it and you get your stuff back! Although the chances seem slim, it does happen.
ellebell 0
its bad enough we have to worry about someone stealing our tv's, computers, etc. but now people are stealing ICE CREAM?!?!?!?! BLASPHEMY!
abr_fyl 0
he should have just went for the ice cream in the first place... thats what really matters...
slickone 0
wow. that truly sucks.
member0987654321 0
daaayum! there's so many fml's about people's houses getting broken into lately sucks. well, good luck :(
cefarix 5
Today, I robbed someone's house. I stole a TV, camera, and some computer stuff. I'm homeless and I was cold and hungry, so I decided to grab some clothes and a tub of ice cream from their freezer. When I got to my "home" behind a dumpster, I realized the clothes were too small to fit me and the ice cream was the worst flavor ever: Phish Food. FML.
Tsukasa_fml 0
FIRST!
Phoenixman13 0
God damn, this is perhaps the best FML I have read in awhile
cd5love96 0
check for fried chicken grease stands on the refrigerator. It may lead to clues resulting in the arrest of a ....