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Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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It's the little things that REALLY get you, isn't it? That REALLY sucks.

... i hope the robber got home before ice cream melted

hahaha...sorry dude tht suxs...mann i wudve been extremely depressed about the ice cream..but dvestated bout the camera n labtop

It's even funnier that the OP was a woman. Makes it sort of a *double* FML.

Haha fail. A woman posted this story put they drew a guy.

It reminds me of the grinch :o

this totally happened to me, but with cigarettes.

Uhm, the OP is a girl? Also, thats sucks. ;(

Haha that sucks XD btw i love the drawing :P

Maybe they wanted to tell you that you spend too much time in front of a screen and you eat too much ice-cream?