Animals: Today, my hamster died... with his face in the food bowl. I'm...

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By anon - 08/07/2016 00:11 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, my hamster died... with his face in the food bowl. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. FML

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sturschaedel 27

Saturday 9 July 2016 0:05

Do both, intermittently. Or at the same time.

bradleybaldwin 9

Friday 8 July 2016 18:19

Cry. It's okay your buddy is gone now you can cry

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bradleybaldwin 9

Friday 8 July 2016 18:19

Cry. It's okay your buddy is gone now you can cry

Elgrin 15

Friday 8 July 2016 19:39

You're a genius, my friend. ^_^

Cnscott0205 15

Friday 8 July 2016 19:55

That happened to mine too!

sturschaedel 27

Saturday 9 July 2016 0:05

Do both, intermittently. Or at the same time.

behappyitsover 11

Saturday 9 July 2016 20:15

Laugh coz you can get another one

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