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By Anonymous - 26/02/2016 15:15 - Canada - Burlington
Today, my guy friend gave me a call. We had an argument over why I didn't want to be his girlfriend and haven't spoken in months. I thought he was apologizing so I answered it. It turns out he's not sorry at all and only called to ask me if I could be his "friend with benefits". FML