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By downtrodden - 11/04/2016 18:04 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my girlfriend of a year and a half told me as we were cuddling in bed, that the only reason we were still together was because she wasn't ready to break up with me yet. The same girl who I am saving up to move to another city, and then propose to. Fml.

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