Love: Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there...

By blaise - 13/04/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML

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OperationNicole_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:12

Oh snap :|

22_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:12

wow thats bad.....you should find the other guy and tell him just to get her back.

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oasisaddict 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:01

:O That b****.

22_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:04

wow #41...you ae so right....get the bitch back ruin her. tell all her co-workers and stuff get her fired.

DefyingGravity 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:09

How did you not know after 8 years?!

trilo3000 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:10

dnt worry all girls are like that. maybe you should go gay or just go make tons of money by devoting your life to work.

Torunn 13

Saturday 24 September 2011 18:50

Oh BS.

chris5182 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:17

typical girl.

MeasaV123 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 0:47

Beware the feminist!

pokipoki 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:18

8 years? what a b1tch. send her poops

Turdferguson88 16

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:51

Best idea ever no joke

elleeyeenndeeay 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:20

^seriously!^ what a *****!

elleeyeenndeeay 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:22

what a *****! you'll find someone better!

basketballbabee 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:25

After 8 years you didnt realize something was up? Hard to believe, but possible. That totally sucks though...

sjam 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:26

8 years?! Dude, you should find 'the guy' and let him know of your hella long record as 'the other guy'.

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